Me!
https://www.tumblr.com/quirkycatsfatstacks/713671211590254592
Friend: You have enough books!
Me: But I don’t have these books!
I lie. My family and friends are the best.
They are very indulgent of all the books I buy myself
They also buy me all the books I want.
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